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Joke of the Day

"Jokes Why did the ax go to jail"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to santa"

"Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?"

"You've been found guilty of murder in the 1st degree. Your sentence is 20 years of being trapped in a FB group message about a baby shower."

"A rapist made a pornhub account... His porn/stage name was Ben Dover"

"#BLM is like frosting gotta beat some whites to stay real"

"I need a hobby where I say stuff and people follow me around."

"""Sir, the UAV strike bombing missed the target."" ""Were we at least close?"" ""Not even remotely."""

"2018 Oscars for Best actor & Supporting actor goes to Sean Penn for the movie ""El Chapo: La traicion"""

"my penis was in the guinness world records book then the librarian told me to take it out"