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Joke of the Day

"I aspire to write jokes for laffy taffy. Q: What do you call a gullible vampire? A: A sucker"

"A hug is basically a mini hostage situation."

"[Short] What is the best color? Reddit"

"You know why when geese fly in a V, one side of the V is longer than the other? More geese on that side."

"That awkward moment when someone asks if you've dyed your hair and you say no, its just clean."

"Google glasses? No thanks, too much tech. It's weird ""You can secretly watch Netflix at work"" Oh, please take literally all of my money."

"What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread? Sour-Doh!"

"What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other? See you next month."

"Why did the window blush? Because it could see the weather changing."

"As a young girl she played the game Operation and dreamed about the day she could illegally harvest vital organs in real life."