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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off."

"YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y"

"My girlfriend told me to fuck her like a man So I stuck it in her ass and said ""yeah, you like that Steve?"""

"Why is Helium so trustworthy? Because HE's noble."

"What's 12 inches long and white? Nothing."

"A Joke What do you call a promiscious asian lady? A yellow taxi."

"How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them."

"10 things you didn't know you could do with a selfie stick. 1. *Use selfie stick to stuff rags in your exhaust pipe* 2.*Use selfie stick to beat ppl who have selfie sticks* 3"

"A man and a boy are walking through the dark woods together Boy: Wow this is really scary Man: How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!!!"

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue... ""Gorilla shot at Cincinnati Zoo."""