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Joke of the Day

"How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !"

"What is a chinese pirate an expert at? Flying a plane."

"What is the difference between a millennial and a gun? A gun only has one trigger."

"The thermostat was invented 125 years ago, but I have yet to work in an office with one that has anything but Africa and Sibera as settings."

"If I want to nap for just an hour, I have a big glass of water beforehand. Alarms can be turned off, but a full bladder waits for no one."

"MOM: What did you learn at summer camp? KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator? For what? KID: To charge our iPods"

"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."

"Everyone my age is older than me..."

"It's uncomfortable when the neighbor's kids look like you."

"No one understood my joke about the virus outbreak... I guess you had to be there to get it."