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Joke of the Day

"TIL when you're a child, you have 4 kidneys Well, 2 kidneys and 2 kid knees."

"What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer? Neverland Ranch."

"A man dedicated his life to tying bits of string together. Unfortunately, it was all for knot."

"Why do Mexicans walk around school like they own the place? Their dads built it and their moms clean it."

"Never Marry A Tennis Player Love means nothing to them."

"Why don't Mexican's cross the border in three's? Because it says no *tres*passing"

"Making good jokes about the clitoris is difficult: It's really sensitive."

"Whats long and green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger."

"#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A raccoon and a tree commit multiple felonies"

"The little Jack to his mom : Mommy, I'm fed up with sleeping with Jimmy ! Don't tell that again, you know we can afford funerals for him !"