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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"If anyone needs me, I'll be over at facebook, actin' creepy."

"You say tomato I say gross"

"What did one curious butt cheek say to the other? I mustass you a question."

"I bought my girlfriend a new LOTR themed sex toy... ... It's called Dildo Shaggins"

"Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Anee. Anee,who? Anee one you like!"

"Jokes about PMT are like GMT. There's no physical line but there's signs that let you know when you've crossed it."

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."

"What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease? Well, one's a cunning runt..."

"2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak it was chewy"