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Joke of the Day

"What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack."

"What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say? **DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????** (credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers)."

"Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"so then the horse says ""Buddy, if you think my FACE is long..."""

"What do you do with an infected chemist? You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium"

"Hey everyone, Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys"

"The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do."

"When I die, I'm not donating my body to science, but I might donate it to the English department and freak the shit out of some people."

"Somewhere in Africa... a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts."

"Why is Santa always jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."