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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese!"

"Drug Problems I've definitely got a drug problem......................... Seem to have run out"

"Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance... Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave"

"One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet... She died a week later."

"A new study shows dolphins have great memory. Memories include ""Swam in water"" and ""Ate""."

"The government have announced new measures to stop migrants from getting into England Henceforth, Chelsea fans will be in charge of security at Calais."

"Adderall is really dangerous I'm not sure exactly what happened: I took some, and then I must have blacked out or something... all I know is that I'm a grad student now"

"A girl once told me she was getting drunk off of my love.... ... I told her that's just the date rape drug kicking in."

"what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams? yanks and the expos"

"Taylor Swift's next album is going to be another break-up album. It will be about her split with Spotify."