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Joke of the Day

"Michael Jackson is the epitome of the American Dream Only in America could a poor, black boy become a rich, white woman"

"Bruce Jenner Coffee! It's so mild that it can change a strong man into a gentle lady with only two sips, and about $100,000 in cosmetic surgery."

"What does an amoeba call its friend? Cell mate."

"If any of my jokes or status have offended you, I am truly sorry......... that you're such a pu$$y......."

"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years party... When you hear an arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."

"how to beat an egg: - literally pick any game you want, they dont even have hands"

"Most of the 1990s was spent staring at a cool light display on an Aiwa stereo."

"They say honesty is the best policy, but quite frankly, I think a million-dollar life insurance policy on a super old dude sounds better."

"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken caesar salad"

"Did you know Paul walker was on the radio when he died? He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel."