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Joke of the Day

"If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!"

"How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator."

"What do you call an interracial dwarf actor? A half cast"

"If you prefer that unshaven look, you might not be a true hipster... These days, everyone loves hairy styles."

"I still remember what my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket... ""How far do you reckon I can kick this bucket?"""

"Tarzan walk into his wife making dolma.. He then shouts: How many times I told you not to touch my underwear?!?!"

"Puberty doesn't hit asians Their parents do."

"What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters? The Vinyl solution."

"What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in? Bordercross"

"""I got it! Let's have a princess trapped by a gorilla who throws barrels at a plumber! Wow these drugs are great!"" - Donkey Kong creators"