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Joke of the Day
"Remember: It's not stalking if you don't see me."
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"I have a riddle for you. There are two doors, one leads to heaven, the other leads to hell. There are two guards, the guard to hell always tells a lie, and the guard to heaven is Shakira's hips."
"What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake? ""Dough!"""
"""So we kill a tree"" Ok ""And put it inside our house"" Nice ""Then we hang up some socks"" I'm with ya ""And then we drink egg milk punch"" What"
"The man who invented knock-knock jokes... He deserves a no-bell prize. I'll see myself out, thanks."
"Name the four seasons Shit, Summer, Shit, Shit"
"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because cowboys eat with their hats on!"
"Where do Knights get their armour? The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10."
"I went to an Easter Egg hunt without a permit... ...They caught me poaching eggs."
"What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65? AArrrRP"