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Joke of the Day

"When you walk into a store buying sexual necessities... New Ariana Grande CD: 18 Tub of Vaseline: 3 XL Box of Tissues: 2 The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless"

"There are 2 LOSERS who hang out at the same sidewalk corner everyday... The taller LOSER says to the other ""Hey man, have you seen my keys?"". The other LOSER replies, ""No, have you seen my wallet?""."

"At some point your mother has purposely clicked on a link displaying a black penis. Sweet dreams."

"[travels back in time] [accidentally kills Baby Charlie Chaplin]"

"How did Mace die? Through the Windu."

"What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert? Darude Sandstorm"

"I went to a club and they played ""The Twist"", I did the twist. They played ""Jump"", I jumped. They played ""Come on Eileen""...I got kicked out for that one."

"I took my dictionary to a bar. I just wanted to get the word out."

"What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet."

"What is Ke$ha's computer password? Pa$$word"