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Joke of the Day
"Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market? The steaks were too high."
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"This may be not be a mainstream opinion, but I don't believe you should cut down a Christmas tree unless you intend on eating it."
"How do polish people show gratitude? They say thansk."
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