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Joke of the Day
"I always say no to drugs. But, if they ever start deep frying them, I'm in big trouble."
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"What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl? sometimes i get the joke."
"My sex life ."
"Children are like STD's you try hard not to get once you get them your life is ruined, your stuck with them and their a huge pain in the ass"
"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it."
"What type of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"What did Salt 'N' Pepa say to the nosey chemist? ""It's none of your Bismuth!"" Sorry."
"Her parents wanted her to date someone of her own ethnicity. But Polly wanted a cracker."
"My friend never shuts up about lemon-lime flavored, caffeine-free sodas To sprite our differences we're still good friends."