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Joke of the Day
"... My life up till now! Hayyooooo!! :/"
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"I used my rosary as a whip today... Call me Indiana Joan of Arc"
"I just finished writing a book on dolphins. I should have used paper."
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"Why did the fat girl cross the road? She wanted some chicken."
"What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed? Yes but we cantaloupe."
"Cupid came to help. He drew his bow and fired an arrow at Raina, but his aim was low. I was forever in love with her feet."
"If someone doesn't text u back it's certainly bc whatever u texted them was so stupid that it destroyed whatever relationship u may have had"
"Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought."
"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo"