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Joke of the Day

"What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes? [removed]"

"Dirty limericks? GO! [NSFW] There once was a girl named Alice Who used dynamite as a phallus They found her vagina in South Carolina And bits of her tits in Dallas"

"What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozarts' Flute in A minor"

"Went out drinking at the bar last night. Took a cab home. Trying to figure out what to do with the cab in my garage?"

"What's it called when you wake up after a night of drinking and feel shitty? Being sober."

"What's a Pirates favorite letter? You would think its R, but but it's really the C!"

"Don't let go of your dreams Press snooze"

"Top of my Med School Class: I don't just play God, I win. *definitely not remotely true*"

"Not a mean plane joke. Wouldnt want to make a joke about the air asia flight as it would be plane wrong and offensive."

"There's a thin line between ""I should do a status update about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that""..."