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Joke of the Day
"The difference between a scientist and a plumber... The way you pronounce unionized."
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"My humor is kind of like food... Not everyone gets it."
"I went to the Zoo today but they only had one animal and it was a dog... It was a shit zoo"
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."
"Why do Irishmen grow mustaches? So they look like their mothers"
"What does 80 year old pussy taste like? Depends."
"How were you conceived? Daddy came on his shoe and kicked mommy in the ass. Or Daddy came on the wall and mommy ran against the wall."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion He was outstanding in his field"
"[Racist Joke] What does a black men and the Terminator have in common? One says ""Hasta la vista baby!!"" and the other one says ""Hasta la vista son"""
"Adult joke My friend said the way he would want to die by blowjob, i told him it would be a quick death."