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Joke of the Day
"What's a Pirates favorite letter? You would think its R, but but it's really the C!"
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"I tried to disrupt my bio teacher today and asked her what her favorite codon was She said stop"
"Rent boat. Go out to sea. Find sperm whale. Tell him he's called sperm whale. Console sperm whale. Have fun with new whale best friend."
"What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes? Dix."
"What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !"
"Dog: [Barks at the mailman] Human: Bad dog. Dog: [Turns to the camera] My human hates bills, yet gets mad when I try to scare the guy off."
"Hillary Clinton"
"I just raped my hi hat White tssst scum"
"What do you call parents who teach abstinence only? Grandma and grandpa."
"""It's pronounced Jeff"" ""Whatever you say, Goff"""