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Joke of the Day

"What was the physicist's favorite football team? The Houston Eulers."

"When Mike got arrested they told him ""Anything you say will be held against you."" Mike said ""Claudia Schiffer's breasts."""

"I really hate those russian stacking dolls. They are so full of themselves."

"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich Whoops....wrong sub."

"There are 10000000 people in a room 1 of them understands binary and the other 127 don't. Decided to make my own variation of the original joke :)"

"I think I owe my right hand a Valentines Day card!"

"We can put a man on the moon but we can't reference any other achievements?"

"What's the difference between Reese and Tyrese? Reese was born Witherspoon but Tyrese stole his."

"Go to subway and order the Jared Fogle. 38 year old meat between 10 year old buns."

"Why was Beethoven making a lot of money? His property was Fur Elise"