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Joke of the Day

"Need some adultish-humor. I have a girl I like, and I want to make her laugh. What are the best jokes you guys can think of to make a dirty-minded teenage girl laugh?"

"Unscramble these words Unscramble these words ! 1) PENSI 2) HITLRE 3) NIGGRE 4) BUTTSXE DO YOU GET SPINE,LITHER,GINGER AND SUBTEXT ?"

"My sister is a Cancer... ironic how she died... Killed by a giant crab."

"Did you mean ASK or axe? Cause seriously, one is a murder weapon."

"A bunch of Greeks queued up in a line..."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in her ass"

"What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."

"Yes, my teeth are dazzling, but, please, treat me no differently than you would the next demigod."

"I can't get into Breaking Bad because I have trouble remembering all the little facts. For example: the name of Walter's boss at the car wash. I just need to stop getting Bogdan in the details."

"What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it."