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Joke of the Day
"What's long and hard and fucks old people? Osteoporosis"
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"Who's Boss? Boss is like a diaper always on your ass and full of Sh*t...!!"
"Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at."
"A NoSQL query walks into a bar.. ...and then walks out because there were no tables."
"What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene? A little suspect"
"""Hello, 911"" Hi it's Mickey my dog is hurt bad ""Is it Goofy or Pluto?"" I don't see how- ""Goofy or Pluto?"" Pluto ""Call a vet"" *hangs up*"
"""Internet pretty"" angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth."
"Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill."
"If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died what would they put on his coffin? A lid."
"At last, a herb related joke It's about thyme"