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Joke of the Day
"I have a nightlight flashlight...I can only see in the dark for 2 seconds in 10 second intervals"
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"What's a Californians favorite type of comedy? Dry humor"
"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible... It's also terrible"
"They add a scent to natural gas so we can smell it if there's a leak and we're in danger. Same reason Axe Body Spray has a scent."
"so I heard The Rock was cooking... can you smell it?"
"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? One has strings, the other has straaangs."
"My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants..."
"Why did the cop shoot the insomniac? He was resisting a rest"
"Duck Sausage Would you call Cajun sausage made from animated young ducks Huey Louie Andouille?"