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Joke of the Day
"how do you mathematically describe the tempo of global warming? Al Gore Rhythm"
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"I wonder if the coach of the opposing team on Air Bud got fired when he explained to the principal how a golden retriever outscored his team"
"I was trying to chose a password for my email, but I was not able to... I had chosen BrazilianDefense, but apparently it was too weak."
"Doctors recommend that you drink 8 glasses of water a day and don't fall out of a helicopter"
"[Walking into the gym Jan 1st] Trainer: Hello! This is a great life change you're making. Me: [confused] This used to be an Olive Garden.."
"I started crossfit yesterday And my throat is killing me"
"Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Moby Dick? Moby is just named Dick but Trump is an actual dick."
"bear walks into a bar A bear walks into a bar and takes a bite. bear: beer please. barman: sorry, you're on drugs. Please leave bear: I'm not on drugs barman: what about that barbiturate"
"it must be killing england not to be able to make fun of our dumbasses because their dumbasses did brexit"