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Joke of the Day

"A man and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed. Mom says ""This is horrible, what should we do?"" Dad replies, ""Well we can't spank him!"""

"Given that my grandmother's world is upended by soup that is too salty, I can't help but question how bad The Depression REALLY was."

"If you've never baked pot brownies in an Easy Bake Oven... then you've never wrote an apology letter to your sister with an Etch A Sketch."

"What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying? ""I still find you dashing"""

"I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin... I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin. They brought me 3."

"Okay body wash, unless you're caffeinated and drinkable, you can cool it with the ""energizing"" claims. You're soap."

"What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip? A collieflower"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."

"How do you throw a party in space? You planet."

"Which Jedi can save PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"