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Joke of the Day
"How do you throw a party in space? You planet."
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"superman isn't that special... anyone can stop a speeding bullet... once"
"Penn State has taken down the statue of Joe Paterno. However, they have opted to leave his name on the library, as a reminder to stay quiet."
"[raises hand in ethics class] So if I see a baby outside at night and nobody's around, is that, like, my problem?"
"Did anyone else see that episode of Scooby Doo where they unmask the villain only to find out it was someone else all along?"
"A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ""Pint please, and one for the road."" "
"A man shot a guy in the butt from 1000m away It was one helluva crack-shot."
"Its a joke not a d*ck, don't take it to hard."
"Bee jokes, courtesy of my niece (age 8). What did the bee use to dry off after swimming? A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles? A honeycomb."
"One man's cougar is another man's grandmother."