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Joke of the Day

"If you've never baked pot brownies in an Easy Bake Oven... then you've never wrote an apology letter to your sister with an Etch A Sketch."

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"They say if your erection lasts... They say if your erection lasts more than 4 hours that you should call a doctor... I say you should tell your wife to call some friends!"
"What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor"
"How do you know when a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out and all the cotton's picked"
"It's funny how you become mom's new favorite when your sibling is in jail."
"Friends are like snowflakes... If you pee on them, they'll dissapear."
"What is the fastest way to lose pounds? Leave EU."
"Give a man a jacket And he'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket and he'll never leave the house."
"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't walk around Dublin pretending he's Bono"
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."
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