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Joke of the Day

"The iPhone 6 looks pretty cool, but it still lets people leave voicemails, so they apparently haven't worked out all the bugs yet."

"what do you get when you give chimp bluetooth? Chimp handsfree"

"Amputees will not find this joke funny: Actually, I'm going to cut this joke short."

"What do you mean dinosaurs didn't have titties?! *throws my camera on the ground and causes a scene as I leave the museum *"

"A great joke that only air conditioners will get! On second thought, I'm not gonna say it. I can already tell you're not a fan."

"A gorilla walks into a bar... And several people get up to leave seeing the possible danger of the situation."

"I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak."

"GYM Man: ""Can you spot me?"" Me: ""Sure"" Man: *Throwing down towel* ""Invisibility cloak my ass"""

"You know why people insisted on calling the Higgs Boson for ""the God particle""? Because since the Higgs Boson gives mass to tiny particles, they imagined that it had to be a tiny priest."

"Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?..... Are you paying too much for electricity?"