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Joke of the Day

"An Irish man walks out of a bar."

"On the one hand I feel bad that Jeniffer Lawrence privacy was invaded, but on the other hand ...well that hand is busy."

"When an old lady dies and then her husband dies a couple of weeks later, it isn't because his heart is broken. It's because he can't cook."

"Rape jokes are so much more funny when you force them on someone ..."

"How do you get down from an elephant? You dont. You get down from a duck."

"What did God say to Noah? ""Make a backup, I need to re-format this."""

"[Request] Can I have a joke about early 20th century writing, poetry, or T.S. Eliot? Not a joke...just a request to the more talented. Thanks in advance!"

"What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl? If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!"

"What's the difference between a pre-pickled pickle and an ice tray full of semen? One of them is a cucumber and the other is a cumcuber."

"What do you call a balding Native American? A patchy.."