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Joke of the Day

"I shoudl not be expected to put my knee on the ground to propose to a woman, the same ground where the animals shit,"

"I accidentally bumped pretty hard into what I think was a transgender woman Felt like a dick"

"I am terrified of elevators I am going to start taking steps to avoid them"

"Republicans and elections The republicans wanted to have Jesus run for president. The plan had to be aborted though: he had a hole in his hand."

"What do you call it when Google Glass connects to the internet? Eye-fi."

"What do you call a ghost who had a sex change? TRANSparent"

"Did you know - what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake ? Your MOUTH !!"

"What caused ""The Black Death""? The police."

"So annoying how every time I go to sleep, my wife starts whispering into my ear ""Go towards the light."""

"How do you get a drummer to drink a beer open it for him"