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Joke of the Day
"With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit."
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"Have you heard about that new girl, Pandora? She's got one hell of a box."
"Some cunt in a nightclub came up to me and said, ""I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha."" I replied, ""20 x 0 = 0."" That shut the fucker up."
"I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome... I want to know what makes them tic."
"If storks bring white babies, and crows bring black babies, what birds bring no babies? Swallows."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 8 and 9 died in a double homicide and 7 is the **prime** suspect."
"A blind man walks into an i store ""2 please"""
"Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette? Because they have a lot of manors."
"Did You Hear About the Man Who Went to The North Pole? He isn't doing so hot."
"What is the cheapest type of meat? Deer testicles. They're under a buck."