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Joke of the Day

"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."

"Cutbacks on HealthCare are really starting to show. I went for my prostate exam today, and instead of lube the doc spat on my asshole"

"Did you hear about the mushroom? He was a fungi."

"Just read ""four years after pregnancy 38% of moms still were not drinking"" I think it's safe to say this survey was not done on Twitter."

"Show someone you hate them by buying them an Edible Arrangement."

"I am living proof that you can ""be there"" and ""be square""."

"I found an plot of soil yesterday. I went back to the site today and found even more soil... The plot thickens..."

"I think it's important for women to know there are men who stand at urinals and pee with their hands on their hips like they're Superman."

"What borders stupidity? Canada and Mexico."

"Casual sex is like a math equation... You add the bed, subtract your cloths, divide your legs, and hope you don't multiply"