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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a railroad with a refrigerator? Killed."

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee That's a moray."

"Yeah, I know what my neighbors wear to bed. Not because I look in their windows; I just see them during the day at Walmart."

"Artists can often be compared to a parabola After they compose, they decompose."

"Did you hear about the sly woodlands creature that was killed for his fur? He went from a cunning stoat to a stunning coat"

"She's got a great personality! It's the other 6 personalities that I'm worried about...."

"Taco Bell is human Drano"

"""I'm Bill Gates, today I'll teach you how to count to 10"" 1, 2, 3, NT, 95, 98, 2000, Me, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10"

"What do we want? CLICKBAIT When do we want it? The answer will shock you."