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Joke of the Day
"What do we want? CLICKBAIT When do we want it? The answer will shock you."
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"My wife told me I needed to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."
"Whenever I see a celebrity photobomb, I'm like, that's so relatable. I too constantly ruin moments and think I'm more fun than I actually am"
"What instrument do Mexicans hate? The TRUMPet."
"Mike's Hard Lemonade is basically Kool-Aid with a squirt of Purell in it."
"Since they won't vote anyway, Obama should make the GOP look bad by nominating a bald eagle holding a picture of Jesus to the Supreme Court."
"A Texan goes to a car dealership He sees a car he likes and says ""Gee that's a byoot!"" The Dealer responds ""That's not a Buick that's a Honda!"""
"How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb? One"
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