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Joke of the Day

"Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing."

"""Whoever smeal it, dealt it""... ""...so technically officer, this is YOUR marijuana"""

"What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common? Using imperial units."

"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, ""Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"If a guy from Boston ever asks if you want to smoke a hookah be careful You might end up shooting a prostitute."

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present."

"What do you call a socialite stripper? a peeler of the community!"

"i show up at the range wearing a t-shirt that says ""I Wont Wear The Earplugs"" and i m promptly directed back to my car by staff members"

"--Whenever I am down in the dumps, I buy a new hat. --So that's where you get them."

"As the saying goes, once you go black... You become a single mother."