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Joke of the Day
"What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***""How's it hangin'?""*** ~Skip"
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"Did you hear about the first time offender who was in to BDSM? He got off with nothing but a slap on the wrist."
"Christmas cards are how old people say, ""Hey, you thought I was dead, but I'm not!"""
"cause baby now we've got baaathtubs you know we soaking in maaad suds so take a loofah for baaack scrubs cause baby now we baaathtubs [hey!]"
"My cousin is so poor.... that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her."
"Two blondes are running for the highest office in the land Oh right, don't put the joke in the title. Sorry."
"Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles? because Happy Hour ended."
"I wanted to make a joke about transgenders... ...but I don't have the balls to do it. Not anymore anyway."
"Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""we don't serve your type here."""
"A Spanish magician.. A Spanish magician says to a crowd ""on the count of three, I will vanish into thin air"" he then starts counting ""uno, dos..."" And all of a sudden he vanishes, without a tres."