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Joke of the Day
"What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***""How's it hangin'?""*** ~Skip"
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"A woman is like a delicate, Spring flower... ...I have really bad seasonal allergies, so I just tend to get my fix by looking at pictures of them online."
"[dinner negotiations] Wife: where do you want to go to eat? Me: ugh Wife: Me: you pick Wife: I'm craving kale Me: I'll pick"
"I'm thinking of opening a pre-owned clock store... I'm gonna call it 'Second Hand'."
"Could eating a lot of spaghetti make me a better dad? I suppose it's pastable."
"""20 McNuggets for $5? That's like a quarter a nugget!"" I exclaimed, hoping that my dinner date would be impressed with my math skills."
"A performative poet from Hibernia Rhymed himself into a hernia He became quite adept At this practice, except For the occasional non-sequitur"
"I don't believe in reincarnation but damn my dog looks like he's trying to crank over a motorcycle while he's sleeping."
"Women are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
"What is 19 cm long, pink and my girlfriend screams when i put it in her mouth? her abortion"