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Joke of the Day

"I Wanted To Buy A Samsung Galaxy... But they only come in Fire Red."

"What's the pirate movie rated? PG-13!"

"Why do women prefer a 77 instead of a 69? (Slightly NSFW) Because they get 8 more."

"I watched a documentary on hallucinogenic drugs yesterday. It's a good way to watch a documentary."

"Knock knock Who's there? Little old lady Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!"

"""Let's just kill ALL the characters"" -Game of Thrones"

"[OC] Did you hear the one about the douchebag bodybuilder with the anal fissure? He's one ripped asshole."

"I'm pretty sure that the guy who wrote about the Apocalypse was a meteorologist."

"I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those ""Eat right and exercise"" scams."

"A man orders a large cup of coke with ice Upon receiving his drink he began to wonder why his hands were so cold. Then he realized that just ice was served."