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Joke of the Day
"I Wanted To Buy A Samsung Galaxy... But they only come in Fire Red."
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"[Ventriloquist Mafia] ""Oh we have ways of making people talk."""
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"How did the violinist learn to play violin? He just started fiddling with it."