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Joke of the Day
"What's the pirate movie rated? PG-13!"
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"You know what they say about a guy with big feet? Big shoes."
"The inventor of the USB cable died recently. They're still trying to figure out which way to put his casket in the ground."
"What do you a call girl with a saggy vagina shaking her booty? Beef twerky."
"Who ships Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio the most? Not Titanic"
"In god we trust Everyone else must pay cash"
"Where do men have the most curly hair? In Africa"
"It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me."
"Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? He's all right, now. In fact, he's fully recovered."
"Incidentally, the WORST trick the Devil ever pulled was trying to convince the world he wasn't fat by wearing a t-shirt in the pool."