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Joke of the Day
"I watched a documentary on hallucinogenic drugs yesterday. It's a good way to watch a documentary."
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"Hey Feminazis, I sprained my wrist jet-skiing this weekend, so you can shut up about the ""pain of childbirth."""
"What do Pink Floyd and Dale SR. Have in common? Their last great hit was The Wall"
"Look! I can do my ABC's backwards! -""go on then"" -""nahh CBA"" Credit to 'Fweng chweng!'"
"My chemistry blew up Oxidants happen...."
"About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection."
"Him: 'Sorry Mr Hill, no last minute call from the Governor. Any last words?' Me: -whimpering 'She squeezed the toothpaste from the middle'"
"Procrastination is just like Masturbation It's fun while you're doing it until you realize all you did was fuck yourself."
"What do you call a girl with two dicks right by her face? Cockeyed. Thought of this one in LA traffic! Hope I made it up..."
"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do, is play stupid."