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Joke of the Day

"[Comes home and wife is laying in bed with Another Man] ""Hey"" Hi ""Can I ask you something?"" Yup ""Why'd you name the dog 'Another Man' babe?"""

"So an interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years How should I know, I don't have 20/20 vision!"

"Why was the phone wearing glasses?... Because it lost all its contacts!"

"A religious American just went on a killing spree with out killing anyone. Talk about a bad AIMish"

"Most girls know what they're wearing next Halloween because they saw another girl wearing it last night."

"Its ridiculous that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his anger issues and not for his amazing & realistic paintings of fake tunnels."

"I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester... They're calling it Alien vs Predator."

"What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop an onion."

"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ My dad told me this joke when I was 5, I finally understood it 19 years later. Hope it doesn't take you that long"

"Mexican word of the day: nascar Hey man that's a nascar.. Where'd you get it?"