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Joke of the Day
"please stop yelling. I put the cucumber slices on your baby's eyes because they looked puffy."
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"I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: ""WOW I can't believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!""..."
"I keep having this dream that I'm being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me nuts?"
"What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill? Tutsi Roll"
"You know, once I entered a pun contest, I gave in 10 puns hoping one would win Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"
"How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb? One Brazillion."
"Ever heard of a sex position called a 71? Its a 69, and each partner puts a finger up their partners butt!"
"A hunter brings a bear into his own home. His friend asks if he's crazy, and the hunter responds ""Just bear with me"""
"What do you call an insect with magical powers? A spelling bee."
"Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts."