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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill? Tutsi Roll"

"I like my scotch like I like my women.. 12 and single."

"NEW BASKETBALL IDEA: oblong basketball that gets thrown down a long field-like court. Maybe we tackle the guy who catches it?"

"Just as bugs are drawn to bright lights, so are my toes drawn inexplicably to hard objects."

"Jokes on reddit are always original and hilarious."

"Mom: You're a son of a bitch! Son: That makes you a bitch! Mom: You sure? *This is the story of how I found out I was adopted*"

"What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper? Bidet, mate."

"Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside"

"I met this european guy last night who claimed he was a well endowed white supremacist Well, he said he was a hung aryan"

"What do you call a president crossing the road? A presidestrian"