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Joke of the Day

"I'm handling Monday the same way I handle constipation. Gritting my teeth and wishing it pass already."

"What kind of bee can make milk? Boobies"

"Why can't Donald Trump get elected? Because no Juan will vote for him."

"""Naked ladies!!"" - art"

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Oh, you have? How'd you get between their tiny little legs?"

"What's batmans favourite fruit? Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na grapefruit."

"""She's cute I swear, let me find a better picture."" Me telling my friends about my new girlfriend."

"Just ignore me !"

"I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl... they told me she was imaginary, but the jokes on them, because they are too."

"[NSFW] What is the best thing about gaffer tape ? It turns ""no, no, no"" into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""