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Joke of the Day

"My friend has already lost 50 pounds last month on their new diet. It's called the ""fruit machine"" , I think I will have to try it."

"Where do emos get their gaming gear? Razer."

"What is 2Chainz's favorite TV channel? TruTV"

"Damn Girl Do You Work At Subway? Cause you're making me a foot long."

"I accidently filled the escort with diesel.... And she died."

"your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt"

"What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife? The knife has a point !"

"What secret organization does Pinnochio work for? Wooden you like to know?"

"What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back? You discussed me."

"Speaking of dogs... There's a dog with no hind legs, and bollocks made of steel. So, this dog is coming down the street. Do you know what is the name of the dog? . . . . Sparky!"