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Joke of the Day
"Your restraining order says NO But your lazy eye says.......maybe later."
Next Joke
"Did you know that the word ""suns"" upside down is still ""suns""?"
"[Walks into steam room at gym] ""good morning my.."" ""Dave no!"" ""my est.."" ""Please Dave no.."" ""..My eSTEAMed colleagues"" ""Everyone hates you"""
"Knock knock, interrupting cat (warning, do NOT tell joke in busy public areas) Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cat Interrupting ca... MMEEAAOOWW"
"What do you call the chicken between the chicken thigh and the chicken wing? The chicken butt"
"I can't believe they still have commercials for phone sex. What kind of sick maniac enjoys ""talking on a phone?"""
"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tired."
"What is sharper, your butt-hole or your teeth? Butt-hole, because it can cut your shit."
"Two terrorists are sittign around a campfire..... when all of a sudden a donkey comes along.. The first terrorist jumps up and shouts "" Look at that ass!"""
"Facebook Friend: I woke up at 3:30am so I could sneak in a 8 mile run. Me: I skipped showering so I could sleep an extra 15 minutes."