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Joke of the Day
"The Taliban heavily overestimates the need for monkey-bar training."
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"Girlfriend said she went to the doctor. He said she couldn't have sex. I asked, ""what did your dentist say?"""
"When ever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad. Sometimes I even let her in."
"Dyslexia A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ??"
"Why is heaven a paradise for the common man? Because all the politicians are in hell."
"How do you get republicans to not repeal Obamacare ? Tell them Mexico is paying for it"
"A blind man walks into a bar... and he falls down and asks for help."
"Yo mama so old.. when she was young the hottest boygroup was Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John."
"Two zombies were playing a game of poker The first one threw his hand in the pile and the other laughed his head off."
"I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night ...After 5 glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen."