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Joke of the Day
"cops should have two guns to get rid of crime faster . cops should be dual wielding by 2016"
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"I felt I was overcharged by a prostitute, so I cut off the end of her foot.... ... When I was finally arrested, they charged me with Grand Theft Whore Toe"
"Life is like a box of chocolates It's full of nuts, expensive, and severely disappointing."
"I'm a female historian who specializes in war atrocities, check out my blog ""The War Atrocity Babe"""
"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing!"
"[Job Interview] How would you describe your time management skills? Me: Can we talk about this later? I'm late for an appointment."
"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."
"An horse walks into a bar. The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size."
"Death: I've come for you. Me: That's what she said. D (bursts out laughing): You get me with that one every time! Ok, see ya."
"I'm tired of seeing ""Hey OP, I banged your mom"" comments every time I post a submission.... I never should have given dad my username."