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Joke of the Day
"What's a rapper's favorite candy? Eminems."
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"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two. Real question is, how'd they get in there.?"
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"I like my TVs like I like my women... Smart and curved."
"What idiot called it ""salad"" and not ""la sad"""
"""Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you."""
"How do black people die from a drive by? Everytime someone screams ""get down! "" they stand up and start dancing!"
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"Did you hear about the first time offender who was in to BDSM? He got off with nothing but a slap on the wrist."
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