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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!"
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"I farted in a room full of hipsters? They argued for two hours about who heard it first."
"Why are baby cows considered lunch meat? Because calves are below-knee"
"Hooking a clock on your belt It would just be a waist of time."
"Who's the wost president ever? Guess we'll find out in January."
"I asked a beautiful Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex sex sex free sex tonight"". I said, ""Wow"". Then her friend speaks: ""She means 6663629""."
"What happened when Bush took Bin Laden's Lunch Money? 9/11."
"The problem with Chinese food is an hour later you feel like hacking the Pentagon again."
"Reddit has gone so dark that it just got shot in the back by a cop"
"sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says ""prom?"" was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means"