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Joke of the Day

"FUN BIT OF TRIVIA...The hard-working individuals who discover and preserve ancient pastas and breads are called starchaeologists."

"What you call toes that taste like mint? Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up."

"What do you call a drug dealing church? Crystal Methodists"

"My mother told me ""When god closes a door, he opens a window."" I told her, he better shut that damn window too. It's 96 Degrees outside and he's letting my cold air out."

"Mexican magician to audience: I'll disappear on the count of three. ""Unos"", ""Dos"", *poof* They disappeared without a tres."

"Hey guys, does anyone have an averagely long horror story that just ends in a pun? Any comments appreciated!"

"Don't bother using those white packets of seasoning inside new shoes, they taste terrible."

"Bad news about shortbread! They're not making it any longer."

"How do you get down from an elephant? You dont. You get down from a duck."

"Note to self: Remove dog before stabbing box to make air-holes."