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Joke of the Day
"Somebody told me that today literally adds up But that's silly, 8+8 =/= 2016"
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"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.... But I don't know Y"
"Two Latino men grab a basketball. It was Juan on Juan"
"I once took a ski away from an Eskimo... Then he dressed in black and got real depressed"
"I used to work at the factory that made fire hydrants. Couldn't park anywhere near the place."
"EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet"
"*accidentally uses flash while trying to take pic of funny looking person on the bus* ... *makes distant thunder noises with mouth*"
"Two guys walk into a bar 3rd guy: ""You dummies never learn. Walk around."""
"What's a pedophiles favorite type of oil? extra virgin"
"""Sir, are you interested in the satellite radio upgrade?"" ...uhhhh, for driving in space?"